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3) Tag 3 people

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Name? Jacob.


A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."


Your Age? 16.


An age in a person's life when they can start driving, get a driver's license, also commonly use "sweet sixteen"
I'm having my sweet 16th birthday party today!
But, man this is lame.


One of your friends? Miguel.

A jokester who will find the humor in everything and anything; who plays it dumb but very well knows what he wants in life. Loves speed and living life in a fast pace. Although may appear to care only about himself or his friends you'll find that he has your back when you really need it.
"My best friend is that guy that always used to be joking around in class but he always has my back you know what I mean, he is such a Miguel."


What should you be doing? Writing an essay.

Useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world
Jimmy had to do his extremely long and tiring essay instead of doing something meaningful with his life.


Favourite Colour? Orange.

A word you'll never see at the end of a line of a rhyming poem.
Once upon a time, there was a poem dat rhymed, it had fruit like apples and oranges,and...damn

Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges but at least it's the right colour.
Punchline of a grade school knock-knock joke.


Birthplace? Guelph-ish.

Verb usage of the word: slang term for vomiting. The only condition is you absolutely MUST be intoxicated when you "guelph"

"What's wrong with Tyler?"
"Typical...he had too much wellington's, had sun-sun's and then guelphed all over the place"


Birth Month? May.

The fifth month of the year
"Is it May already?"

May is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. Usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away.
"Hooray I have math..."
"Don't worry bro, its May, nothing gets done anymore anyway."


Last person you talked to? Sander.

Plays great guitar-- better than Jimi Hendrix I would say.
#-It's a bird.
$-It's a plain!
#-No, IT'S SANDER.

verb . To try and jump into one's own shorts.
I almost ROFLED myself to death when he tried to sander into his boxers.


One of your nickname’s? Rags?

Stands for 'Regardless, Anything GoeS!'
"You aint got any money for the tube!"
"Blud I'll bump it, rags!"

Not caring, Without thought or emotion
I'm going to break into his house and set him on fire, rags!